watchtheskytonight: geekchicbooks: missbibliophile: Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie? like “she was on Doctor Who” “she was in The Avengers” I never even thought about this before. we are becoming aware
That awkward moment when you and your friends are...
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that awkward moment when you can't find your straw
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thefatpenguin: infinityonsigh: fueledbypeterick: bands always have that one member that’s more emo than the rest Definitely the guy in the hat
the-aspect-of-oblivion: saturgay: masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating.
burntbypizza: fabulous more like im fab, u less
nevvzealand: i was on a diet for a month and all i lost was 30 days
meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
anthonygherkins: If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
lynzave: my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”
pokemonyewest: Hate gets you nowhere You gotta be positive
trolltina: when my followers get romantic <3
youmeatsixual: one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
thebitchpudding: when a fast food place messes up your order but you end up getting more food than u paid for
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
yourhogwartsletter: karenandthababes: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be #gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today #I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative #the only thing...
lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right” I’ve never had a school...
That awkward moment when you are reading someone’s...
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